due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.
CDC says I get to stay up until midnight and eat as much candy as I want
ADHD mood
*Abbott walks in*
*I frantically spin the wheel from Byzantine Erotica to the Summa Theologica*
Please watch Michael Che’s Netflix special
Since y’all keep missing the fucking point
I’ll reblog this every fucking time
My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.
the most dangerous game passed into the public domain this year so I will be producing this movie
themissadventuresofaloner-deact asked:
Not an ask, just like your profile pic, totally awesome!!
Aw thanks!! It’s one of my favorites.
I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that
Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?
